Synergy Anomaly, an unofficial Triangle Agency Anomaly

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HI THERE DO YOU LIKE CONTENT? NEW CONTENT? WELL CLICK THIS INSTALL BUTTON AND GET A TON OF NIFTY NEW TRIANGLE AGENCY APPROVED* FREE DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT FOR YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE PROBABLY HUMAN FINGERS (I THINK, ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE SEEN THE WORLD.) ANYWAYS ITS CONTENT! TOTALLY FREE! REPLACE YOUR TIRED OLD ANOMALY WITH THIS NEW ONE AT NO COST!!!**

HERES WHAT I HAVE FOR YOU!!!!!!!

3 NEW ABILITYS TO START WITH! MAKE A BOOK (BUT COOL), FIRE SOMEONE, OR EVEN GET ON THE GRIND!!!!!!!!!!!!***

18 MORE COOL PLAYWALLED THINGS!!! WHAT ARE THEY YOU ASK? its a secret teehee

AND WHAT ELSE?!?!?! THAT'S ACTUALLY ALL I HAVE CLICK INSTALL CLICK IT NOW PLEASE

*The Agency actually disapproves this .

**The cost is the heavy toll on your sanity, possible dismemberment, throwing up flesh?? becoming an established self help author, watching your friends die (maybe), accidentally getting supervillain rivals, and stock market crashes.

***Use of catchphrase not endorsed by Busy Bob! and his associates.

Extra special thanks to my GM Erik and Rhodocros on the Triangle Agency discord for all the feedback! Rhodocros created his own homebrew located here:

https://rhodocros.itch.io/triangle-agency-storm-anomaly

https://rhodocros.itch.io/triange-agency-factions

So please check those out! 

Finally, thanks to the entire team behind Triangle Agency and the wonderful memories this game has given me. The game has an amazing community, and an even greater team of passionate folks behind it ( I was surprised when I joined the discord at how nice everyone was). Please join the Triangle Agency Discord, as well as check out the source game, both linked below.

 I hope you can all enjoy this extra addon as a supplement to the original game! 

Sources:

background image: https://www.freepik.com/free-vector/cartoon-city-landscape_16691896.htm

Check out Triangle Agency Here! https://www.backerkit.com/projects/hauntedtable/triangle-agency-paranormal-inves...

Triangle Agency Discord! discord.hauntedtable.games

Credits to the team behind Triangle Agency! Design & Writing: Caleb Zane Huett and Sean Ireland // Illustrations: Nathan Rhodes  and Ryan Kingdom // Layout Elements: Michael Shillingburg // Layout (Rules Text): Caleb Zane Huett // Layout (ARC Pages): Sean Ireland